Beetlejuice1988

Adam:
For instance, uh, what are your qualifications?

Beetlejuice:
[refined voice] Ah, well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard Business School. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. [getting progressively more demented] I've seen The Exorcist about 167 TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT! NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY! [screams] NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK?! [quietly] You think I'm qualified?

Adam:
Uh, what I meant is, can you be scary?

Beetlejuice:
Oh! I didn't know you were asking me. Can I be scary? [does a jerk-off gesture] What do ya think of this?

(shows a hideous face to the Maitlands that only shows several tentacles from the sides to audience; both Adam and Barbara scream)

Beetlejuice:
[back to normal] You like it?