BlacKkKlansman2018

Ron Stallworth:
[answering a phone call from Duke] Mr. Duke, I'm so sorry we didn't get to spend more one-on-one time together.

David Duke:
Well, that was a just a tragedy. I had just met those heroic brothers in the cause.

Flip Zimmerman:
Heroic.

Ron Stallworth:
Yeah. And the chapter is just shaken at the core.

David Duke:
Oh.

Ron Stallworth:
Yeah. And poor Connie, right? I mean, not only does she lose her husband, but...

Flip Zimmerman:
Poor Connie.

Jimmy Creek:
Connie's going away.

Flip Zimmerman:
We feel bad for Connie.

Ron Stallworth:
[continuing] ... she's looking at serious prison time.

David Duke:
My God. And then there was that n*gger detective. Basically...

[the officers laugh]

Ron Stallworth:
[to the other officers] Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut up, shut up. Those goddamn coloreds they sure know how to spoil a celebration.

Jimmy Creek:
[to Flip] Hey, you're getting me in trouble.

David Duke:
[to Ron] Christ, you can say that again.

Ron Stallworth:
Those goddamn coloreds sure know how to spoil a celebration. Can I ask you a question, sir?

David Duke:
Shoot.

Ron Stallworth:
That n*gger detective, did you ever did you ever get his name?

David Duke:
No. I don't think I...

Ron Stallworth:
Are-uh you sure you don't know who he is? Are-uh you absolutely sure? 'Cause that nigga, coon, gator bait, spade, spook, Sambo, spear-chucking jungle bunny, Mississippi wind chime...

David Duke:
Wind chime?

Ron Stallworth:
[continuing] ... detective is Ron Stallworth, you racist, peckerwood, redneck, inch worm, needle-dick motherf***er!

[Ron hangs up, leaving Duke bewildered]