Cars 32017

Luigi:
Welcome racers, to Fireball Beach! Historical for today's great test of speed! Our finish line will be the abandoned pier in the distance!

Lightning:
[under his breath] All right...quicker than quick... [closes eyes] ...faster than fast. I... am... speed...

Cruz:
That is great self-motivation! Did you come up with that?

Lightning:
Yeah, I did!

Luigi:
On your mark, get set... GO!

[Lightning zooms forward and finishes at the pier]

Lightning:
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! There you go! Felt good! [drives back to Cruz] Hey, what was my speed?

Cruz:
I don't know. I can only track you on the treadmill.

Lightning:
No treadmills!

Cruz:
Oh. What about Hamilton?

Hamilton:
Hamilton here.

Lightning:
Who's "Hamilton"?

Cruz:
My electronic personal assistant. Y'know, like on your phone. [chuckles; pause] You do have a phone, don't you?

Lightning:
Race cars don't have phones, Cruz.