Deadpool 22018

Deadpool:
Family was always an F-word to me. My pile-of-sh*t father took off and bailed. I mean, it's not like I have a lot of strong role models to draw off of for Todd.

Vanessa:
Hey, look at me. You are not your father. Besides... I will never, ever let our child be named Todd.

Deadpool:
But here's the thing - isn't that how it always works? Like in Star Wars, men are destined to become their father, and have consensual sex with their sister?

Vanessa:
I think you missed big, big chunks of that movie.

Deadpool:
No, I'm pretty sure Luke nailed her.

Vanessa:
Baby, that's Empire. The point is, kids... they give us a chance to be better than we are. Better than we used to be.

Deadpool:
You're a lot smarter than I look.