Flushed Away2001

Toad:
Perhaps you forget that it was a rat who cast me from paradise.

Le Frog:
[Rolling his eyes] Oh please not the scrapbook again.

Toad:
[pulls a book off a shelf] My memoirs, volume one details the dire and tragic story of my youth.

Le Frog:
Oh mon dieu.

Toad:
Of all the pets in Buckingham palace , young Prince Charles fancied me the best. We would frolic day after sunny day in royal abandon sharing that sweet and magical bond between boy and toad.

Le Frog:
You're going to make me throw up.

Toad:
We were inseparable until... it arrived. THAT RAT. While the poor boy's head was turned, I was cruelly plunged into a whirlpool of despair.

Le Frog:
I know, I know you were flushed away down the loo right? Boo hoo hoo, it is so dark, so cold, so terrible. [chuckles]

Toad:
You find my pain funny?

Le Frog:
I find everyone's pain funny but my own, I'm French.

Toad:
[stands up and knocks over a table] Just get that cable.