Flushed Away2001

Spike:
Blimy, it's cold.

Whitey:
That's why I wore me mittens.

Spike:
Wha... Hitmen don't wear mittens! Take them off! You're embarrassing me!

Whitey:
It's all right for you. You've got little hands. They don't freeze as much.

Rita:
What are you, some kind of rat boomerang? Give me back my ruby!

Roddy:
I haven't got your ruby!

[the ruby falls on his hand]

Roddy:
Okay. Well, now I've got your ruby.

Roddy:
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!

Rita:
Please be careful! That ruby means a lot to me. It's priceless!

Roddy:
Hold on. [looks at the ruby] It's a fake.

Rita:
Ha, ha, ha! No, it's gleaming not! It's real!

Roddy:
No, no, look. It's..it’s just glass.

Rita:
It's real!

Roddy:
Fake!

Rita:
Real!

Roddy:
Fake!

Rita:
Real!

Roddy:
Fake!

Rita:
Real!

Roddy:
Fake!

Rita:
Real!

Roddy:
Fake!

Rita:
Real!

Roddy:
Look, look, look, look, look, look, look! You can tell. Watch this. [breaks the ruby]

Rita:
[gasps, whimpers to find the ruby pieces sink in the water]

Roddy:
There, you see? I mean, you can't break a real ruby.

Rita:
[snarls]

Roddy:
Ah, right. I probably should've done that, but look in the bright side, I saved your neck. I mean, once the Toad knows it's worthless, he'll stop chasing you for it. Roddy St. James saves the day. [Rita punches him]