Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle2004

Genre: Comedy
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle is a 2004 film about buttoned up Harold and laid back Kumar who are stoners who want to get food at a White Castle Burgers joint, which becomes a perilous journey full of strange obstacles. more »



Kumar:
[whispers] Dude, look at that boil on his neck, it's pulsating!

Harold:
[whispers] Shut up, dude. He probably heard what you just said.

Kumar:
No, he can't. Look at it now! Pus is coming out!

Harold:
[looks at Freakshow's neck] Ugh!

Kumar:
Isn't that the sickest thing you've ever seen?

Harold:
Just shut up! He's right next to me. He can hear me talking to you He probably heard this whole conversation!

Kumar:
No, he didn't. He can't hear anything with all that crust in his ear.

[long awkward pause]

Freakshow:
[low voice] I heard everything you said.

[Later, at Freakshow's house]

Freakshow:
It's gonna take me awhile to fix your car...so if you want, you can go inside, get something to drink, wash up, f*** my wife, watch TV, anything you want. Mi casa es su casa. Just don't do anything the Good Lord wouldn't do.

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