The Lego Batman Movie2017

Alfred:
Master Bruce, you live on an island figuratively and literally.

Batman:
Yeah, I love it.

Alfred:
You can't spend the rest of your life alone dressed in black, listening to angry music, and staying up all night.

Batman:
Yes I can. 'Cause I'm Batman.

Alfred:
But don't you think it's time you finally faced your biggest fear?

Batman:
Snakes?

Alfred:
No.

Batman:
Clowns?

Alfred:
No.

Batman:
Snake-clowns?

Alfred:
Bruce, listen. Your greatest fear is being a part of a family again.

[Batman looks at the family pictures]

Batman:
Nope, now it's Snake-clowns, because you put that idea in my head.

Alfred:
Sir-

Batman:
Time for push-ups! One! Two! I'm going to a thousand.

Alfred:
I'm afraid that's not possible, sir.

Batman:
It is possible. I'm already at twenty.

Alfred:
You're scheduled to go to Jim Gordon's retirement party this evening.

Batman:
What? No! I don't wanna do that!

Alfred:
You're going to have a good time.

Batman:
No, no, no, no!

Alfred:
You might meet some new people.

Batman:
No, no, no, no!

Alfred:
Even make some new friends.

Batman:
No, no, no, no! No, no, no, no! (To the tune of the Adam West theme song) No-no, no-no, no-no, no-no! (Beatboxes) NO!

Alfred:
And before you go, we could do your favourite thing.

Batman:
Tuxedo dress-up party!