The Lego Batman Movie

The Lego Batman Movie2017

Director: Chris McKay
Genre: Action, Adventure, Animation, Family
The Lego Batman Movie is a 2017 movie and a spin-off of The Lego Movie starring Will Arnett Zach Galifianakis and Michael Cera more »



(At Joker Manor...)

Joker:
Hi, Bats!

Batman:
What have you done to my...Bruce Wayne's house? You better hope there's a cool guy and doesn't go crazy.

Joker:
What happened to all your friends?

Batman:
I don't need friends! I don't need anyone to stop you!

Joker:
Are you sure about that? Look in the mirror, Batman. When I saw you working with your friend-family, I actually thought you changed. But no, you pushed them away. You've ran away from every person in your life, but I'm the one you're always chasing!

Batman:
Is this about that stupid "greatest enemy" thing?

Joker:
No, it's not. (The lights turn on and show every villain from the Phantom Zone.) Not anymore.

Villain #1:
You tell 'im, Joker!

Shark:
It's time for a fresh start!

Daleks:
He's not worth it!

Joker:
I think after 78 years, I deserve respect!

Harley:
That is right; respect!

Joker:
Do you realize that you have never once said the words, "I hate you, Joker"?

Harley:
Not once!

Batman:
Well, I am starting to feel pretty annoyed with you right now, that's for darn sure.

Joker:
Annoyed is not the same thing! Listen, Batman. I hate you.

Villains:
Aww!

Villain #2:
That's nice.

Joker:
Now you say it.

Batman:
Me, too.

(The villains all exclaim in disappointment.)

Joker:
You won't... You won't change, because you can't. You won't and you can't.

Villain #3:
Batman will never say it!

Harley:
You know what, Booboo, just shut it down.

Joker:
These disease lunatics are right.

Voldemort:
Yes, we are.

Joker:
I'm not gonna be part of a one-sided relationship any longer!

Harley:
Yes!

Batman:
What are you talking about?

Joker:
You and I are done.

Batman:
What is wrong with you?

Joker:
I'm moving on!

Batman:
That's ridiculous.

Joker:
And on my way out, I'm gonna blow up Gotham City!

Batman:
No, you're not serious.

Voldemort:
Wingardium Leviosa! (He uses his levatation spell on Batman to turn him back to Joker.)

Joker:
You know what for once, Batman, you're right. I'm not your greatest enemy; your greatest enemy... (He pulls out the Phantom Zone projector.) ...is you. Goodbye, Batman.

Batman:
Wait a minute, hold on a second!

(He sends him to the Phantom Zone, as Batman exclaims.)

Harley:
Good for you, Booboo!

(The others cheer.)

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