Monsters vs Aliens2009

Gallaxhar:
[after extracting the quantonium from Ginormica, shrinking her back to human-size] Now I can finally rebuild my civilization on a new planet! Any ideas on where I could set up shop? Your planet, perhaps?

Ginormica:
You keep your slimy tentacles off my planet--! [tries to attack him, but he holds her back at tentacle-length]

Gallaxhar:
Or what? If you wanted to stop me, you should have done it when you possessed the quantonium. Now you're nothing.

Ginormica:
There are innocent people down there who haven't done anything!

Gallaxhar:
There were innocent people on my home planet, before it was destroyed!

Ginormica:
Look, I'm sorry your planet was destroyed—

Gallaxhar:
Oh, don't be! I'm the one who destroyed it. Confused? After I reveal my tale to you, everything will become crystal clear. Computer! Initialize cloning machine!

Gallaxhar's Computer:
Yes, Gallaxhar.

[Gallaxhar gets into the cloning machine with a mold that matches his body]

Gallaxhar:
Many zentons ago, when I was but a squidling, I found out that my parents were... [The machine closes down, scans his body and opens up again] No child should ever have to endure that! So I went on the road with a giant... [The machine closes down again and scans his body and opens up once again] ...And then thereafter was married! Things were going well. Until she wanted... [The machine closes down yet another time and reopens up] So then, I was all, "No way!" And then she was all, "Yes way!" And then I was like... [The machine closes down once again and reopens up] But I told you too much already! [He steps out of the machine] Let the birth of my new planet called... Uh... Gallaxhar's Planet, begin! Yes, thank you!