Monsters vs Aliens2009

[Cutscene just after the first cluster of credits]

President Hathaway:
Ladies and Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce the newest Chairman of the Joint Chiefs Of Staff, General W.R. Monger.

General W.R. Monger:
Thank you very much, Mr. President. What a way to spend my 90th birthday.

President Hathaway:
[singing] Alright, let's get it started in here, nerd!

Nerd Advisor:
Gentlemen, I have come up with a budget estimate for re-building San Francisco.

President Hathaway:
Zoinkers, this is going to be a boring one. Good time for a cup o' Joe. Warden, how do you take it?

General W.R. Monger:
Hit me with a double venti, organic chocolate brownie caramel frappichino, extra hot with one inch of foam... [zooms in to his lips] ... non-fat.

President Hathaway:
Got it, black it is. [Hits the nuke button; everyone panics]

General W.R. Monger:
My God, man! What have you done?!

President Hathaway:
Time to wave the white flag and head for the bunker, boys. Let's check the situation in 500 years! [pops his head into the audience] Who wants to freeze my head?