The Mystery of Mamo1978

[Lupin and his gang have returned to their hideout to find it destroyed]

Jigen:
No weapons, no food, no nothing. They must have got here first.

Lupin:
No kidding. So you don’t think it was termites?

Jigen:
[kicking debris] Look. It’s obvious what happened. We know who must have told them about this place – a certain redhead with a motorcycle and a skin-tight black leather jumpsuit on! She’s nothing but bad luck; either you dump her or you can count me out.

Lupin:
Will you give it a rest?!

Goemon:
It is you who should give it a rest, Lupin. This infantile need to prove your virility is humiliating to behold… and dangerous. Your lust for this creature has blinded you to her true nature.

Lupin:
[sighing] You’re jealous. Both of you.

Goemon:
I warn you – abandon these indecent cravings for the sake of your soul.

Jigen:
Save it. You'll never change him by preaching at him, Goemon.

Goemon:
And you. What kind of friend are you, Jigen? You just encourage him. You treat it as some kind of joke. You're worse than he is.

Jigen:
Hey, I don't have to listen to this!

[a standoff between Goemon and Jigen ensues]

Goemon:
Be careful I don't sink my blade into that hat of yours.

Jigen:
Yeah? You just try it.

Goemon:
On second thought, I'd probably hit solid rock.

Jigen:
That does it!

Lupin:
Hey, now! Hold on! Calm down! You're right, you're right! Fujiko is history, okay? I'll drop her, I swear. And that's a fact! No more women, okay? So let's head for the coast. Unless you'd rather stay here and starve to death!