The Mystery of Mamo1978

[Wolf and his gang have returned to their hideout to find it destroyed]

Wolf:
So much for my hideout…

Jigen:
No food, guns or ammo. No nothin'!

Wolf:
Thanks, Jigen. I really hadn’t noticed.

Jigen:
[kicking debris, grunting angrily] Wolf. I’m just a little pissed off. And I’m telling you you’ve gotta forget Fujiko. She must’ve shown the strong arms boys and the mob this place, and they did the rest! It’s time to make some painful choices; it’s either Fujiko or me!

Wolf:
Don’t tempt me…

Goemon:
Wolf-San. A samurai warrior cannot work for a female. You accepted the commission to steal the stone for her only because you like the look of her ass. The wise man has said, "Nice asses turn men into asses".

Wolf:
True – that sure was a wise guy.

Goemon:
Your degenerate mockery is getting dangerously irritating!

Wolf:
Hmmm.

Jigen:
Goemon, you ain't gonna get anywhere, so give up like I have.

Goemon:
And do you dare to represent yourself as his friend? Willingness to amputate without ether is the test of friendship, and you have failed it!

Jigen:
God, you're such a boring schmuck!

[a standoff between Goemon and Jigen ensues]

Goemon:
The time has come for me to slice off your hat.

Jigen:
Mm? Just try!

Goemon:
We shall see how little brain you have underneath it!

Jigen:
Okay! Try your luck!

Wolf:
All right, kiddies, calm down! Yes, you're right! I did get carried away, but no more! It's strictly business from now on! I'll never think about Fujiko again! NOW, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, OR WE'LL STARVE!