The Mystery of Mamo1978

Inspector Zenigata:
[chuckles as he lifts the casket lid] Give it a rest, Lupin, will ya? All right, now let's see just how far you're willing to take this little "charade", ALL THE WAY TO THE GRAVE! [stakes the corpse, which promptly explodes. As he recognizes a very alive Lupin, he screams]

Lupin:
Yeah. The old "exploding Lupin" trick, and you fell for it!

Inspector Zenigata:
Lupin! [gasps] You're alive! Ah, ah! But... you died last spring!

Lupin:
Yeah, I know. I heard that rumor, too.

Inspector Zenigata:
Huh! So, you're telling me you had "nothing to do with it", huh?!

Lupin:
I'm really just as mystified as you are, Pops.

Inspector Zenigata:
What kind of fool do you think I am?! [swings a piece of wood at Lupin]

Lupin:
[dodges] Whoa! Hey! Take it easy!

Inspector Zenigata:
[starts chasing Lupin] Get back here! LUPIN! [by the time he catches up, Lupin has already reached his escape vehicle] What the Hell are you up to?

Lupin:
Oh, I'd say... at least several hundred feet, with any luck. See ya! [takes off]

Inspector Zenigata:
What the Hell?! Hey! HEY!

Lupin:
[chuckles] Bye! Catch you later!

Inspector Zenigata:
Dammit! Listen here! You can run all you want, but you can't hide forever! Oh, I knew it! I knew you were alive! [laughs] Nobody understands you the way I do, Lupin, not nobody! And I'm gonna catch you if it takes every last damn breath in my body! You hear that?!