Open Season 32011

Doug:
[Undercover as Boog] I'm not your servant! I'm king of the jungle!

Reilly:
Well, technically, the lion is the king of the jungle.

Buddy:
And this is the forest.

Ian:
The jungle tends to be denser and hotter.

[McSquizzy slaps Ian]

McSquizzy:
Deer!

Ian:
What? I travel.

Doug:
Fine. Then I'm king of the forest! Either way, things are gonna change around here! [To Buddy] You, go get me some nice ripe berries! [To the skunks] And, you two, find me a good waterfall where I can have a nice soak! And, you, Doily --

Reilly:
Reilly.

Doug:
Whatever! You and your guys go build me a nice comfortable bed up on that hill.

Buddy:
Don't you mean your cave?

Doug:
Oh... [Realizes] yeah. My cave.

[The animals look at each other in confusion]

Doug:
MOVE!

McSquizzy:
[Whispering in Ian's ear] Better do what he says! He's gone blarney crackers!

Serge:
He's really lost it.

Deni:
Oui.

Buddy:
He could be stressed.

Ian:
It could be Mad Bear Disease.

Rosie:
Or Stupid Deer Disease!

Ian:
Seriously? Is that spreadin' around?

Buddy:
Maybe we took him for granted a little too far.