Open Season 32011

Gisela:
Uh, Dad? I thought you were going to apologize.

Elliot:
Ha! Apologize?! If anyone should apologize, it's him. [Points to Doug, who is disguised as Boog] To me. For... for... [Points to himself and has rash all over himself from also scratching himself in poison ivy] This! [Picks up Elvis' arm and Elvis also has rash on himself] And this! And this!

[Elliot coughs and bees fly out of his mouth; pause]

Elliot:
Well?!

Doug:
Uhh...

Elliot:
Oh! The silent treatment! Well, two can play at that game! Only I'm not playin'! Oh, sure, I was tied to the hood of a car...

Giselita:
[As Elliot is starting to rant; to Doug, who is undercover as Boog] Sorry, Uncle Boog. Dad hasn't been the same since you've been gone.

Elliot:
... Now look at me. A pathetic shell. And all because of YOU!

Doug:
Uhh...

Elliot:
It's too late now, Boog. This deer has sailed. [Walks off]

Gisela:
Sorry, Uncle Boog. I hope you guys can work things out. [She and Giselita walk off]

Giselita:
We're all glad you're back, Uncle Boog.

Doug:
[Referring to Elliot] That is one seriously messed up deer!