Open Season 32011

[In the dumpster to take cover from the severe thunderstorm]

Boog:
Who am I kidding? This whole thing was a bad idea. It's not a guy's trip with only one guy. [eats a Woohoo bar] I mean, it's not like I changed. He's the one that changed! He's the ones that flakes all the time!

Boog's Shoulder Angel:
But he's got a family. You should be more understanding.

Boog:
Yeah.

Boog's Shoulder Devil:
Understanding my butt! You're better without that independable, broken-horn plan-canceller!

Boog's Shoulder Angel:
But you guys are partners.

Boog's Shoulder Devil:
Partners?! [laughs] We're bears, baby! That deer's got nothin' on us!

Boog:
Yeah! You know, you're right! And do you know what would sound good right now? Another Woohoo bar. And I know just the place.