Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

     

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales2017

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales is a 2017 adventure film directed by Joachim Rønning and Espan Sandberg. It is the fifth installment in the Pirates of the Caribbean film series and stars Johnny Depp returning as Captain Jack Sparrow… more »


Prosecutor:
How would you like to die pirate? Hanging, firing squad, or a new invention, the guillotine?

Captain Jack Sparrow:
[He is to be executed] Guillotine? Sounds French. I love the French! Did you know that they've invented the mayonnaise? How bad could it be? It's the French, eh? [sees what the guillotine actually is] Oh my bad! I change me mind! No, please have mercy for me! I'm a bed wetter! [dragged to base of guillotine] Oh, come on! I mean I have to walk upstairs for this as well for this?

Executioner:
Bring the basket!

Captain Jack Sparrow:
Basket? Why?!

Executioner:
Strap him down!

Captain Jack Sparrow:
Here's an idea, how about a good old-fashioned stoning? I'd kill to be stoned right now! Gets the crowd involved, doesn't it? I should like to speak with Victor in disembowelment! I should like to speak with Vic... [gets put in the guillotine and sees a basket full of heads] I'm not the one, who complain, normally, but this basket is full of heads!

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