Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales is a 2017 adventure film directed by Joachim Rønning and Espan Sandberg. It is the fifth installment in the Pirates of the Caribbean film series and stars Johnny Depp returning as Captain Jack Sparrow on a quest with a brilliant and beautiful astronomer and a headstrong young man in the British navy to find the Trident of Poseidon to defeat Salazar who wants revenge on Sparrow.

Year:
2017
1,061 Views
Pirate's Life
Dead Men. Tell. No. Tales.[1]
All Pirates. Must. Die.[2]
The Dead. Are. Coming.[3]
The Final Adventure Begins[4]

[first lines, Henry has just been rescued by the Flying Dutchman after attempting to drown himself to gain his father's attention. He sees a shadowy figure approach]

Henry:
Father?

Will Turner:
Henry. What have you done?

Henry:
I said I'd find you.

Will Turner:
Look at me son.

[half of Will's face and body are covered in barnacles]

Henry:
I don't care.

Will Turner:
There's no place for you on the Dutchman. [the Dutchman's crew can be heard in the background] They know you're here. Get home to your mother.

Henry:
No!

Will Turner:
Leave now. Before it's too late.

Henry:
I won't. I'll never stop. And if you throw me over, I'll come straight back.

Will Turner:
Don't you see I'm cursed to this ship?

Henry:
That's why I'm here. I think I know a way to break your curse. To free you from the Dutchman.

Will Turner:
Henry, no.

Henry:
I've read about a treasure. A treasure that holds all the power of the sea. The Trident of Poseidon can break your curse.

Will Turner:
[kneels down to hug Henry] Henry, the trident can never be found.

Henry:
I found you.

Henry Turner:
It's just a tale.

Henry:
Like the tales of you and Captain Jack Sparrow? He will help me find the trident.

Will Turner:
[Angry retort] You stay away from Jack! Leave the sea forever. You have to stop acting like a...

Henry:
A pirate? I won't stop. I want you to come home.

Will Turner:
[the Dutchman starts sinking back into the sea] Henry. I'm sorry. My curse will never be broken. [takes off his necklace] This is my fate. [places the necklace in Henry's hands] You must let me go. [reaches out to gently touch Henry's face] I love you, son.

[the Dutchman sinks fully into the sea, forcing Henry to swim to the surface and reboard his rowboat]

Henry:
[while lying inside his rowboat] Captain Jack Sparrow.

[Barbossa has just found out that Carina Smyth is his daughter]

Captain Jack Sparrow:
Smyth. Smyth is quite an unusual name. Did we not once know someone called Smyth?

Captain Hector Barbossa:
Shut your trap.

Captain Jack Sparrow:
What was her name? It's right on the tip of me tongue.

[Barbossa draws his sword at Jack]

Captain Hector Barbossa:
Do you want to lose that tongue?

Captain Jack Sparrow:
Margaret Smyth. [Chuckles] Aye. Should we make an accord, then? Or shall I tell you-know-who what we both know to be true?

Captain Hector Barbossa:
We both take this secret to our graves.

Captain Jack Sparrow:
You mean it is true? I was bluffing.

Captain Hector Barbossa:
I'm not!

Captain Jack Sparrow:
You kill me, you got nothing to bargain the dead with. So you need me. [Barbossa puts down his sword] I'll have to be frank, Hector. You are very, very ugly. [Barbossa glares at Jack] So how could you produce a fetching creature such as that?

Captain Hector Barbossa:
Margaret died. I summoned as much honor as a worthless blaggard ever could. I placed the infant in an orphanage, never to see her again. I thought the ruby might afford her some ease in life, but I never imagined she'd take those scribblings and make a life of her own, a life that's led her back to me.

Captain Jack Sparrow:
I'd say this puts me in a rather favorable position, Daddy.

Captain Hector Barbossa:
You tell me what you want.

Captain Jack Sparrow:
I want me compass, 216 barrels of rum...and the monkey.

Captain Hector Barbossa:
[Confused] You want Jack??

Captain Jack Sparrow:
Dinner. I want to eat him, I want to eat that monkey...

[Jack the monkey puts something in Jack's mouth to stop him talking]

Captain Hector Barbossa:
No deal, Jack. A clever young woman such as that would never believe that a swine like me could ever be her blood. And the Trident will be mine.

Scrum:
[After seeing that the bank vault Jack's crew have stolen is empty] It's empty! [the crew groan] Where's the dosh?!

Captain Jack Sparrow:
Do you think that robbing a bank is easy? You gaggle of gutless heels of the womb's guilty of putting me in this dreadful pickle in the first place! Now line up and offer me your tribute.

Marty:
[He and the other crew members scoff in outrage] You want us to pay YOU?!

Captain Jack Sparrow:
Am I not the captain of this ship?

Cremble:
You call THIS a ship?

Bollard:
Where's the treasure?

Pike:
All of us are starving!

Bollard:
We will no longer follow a captain without a ship.

Captain Jack Sparrow:
I HAVE a ship! [Reveals the Black Pearl in a bottle] Black Pearl's never left me side.

Pike:
The pirate Barbossa rules these seas now. Has ten ships, guns full.

Cremble:
Not to mention his cannonballs; 18 pounds each, they say.

Captain Jack Sparrow:
One-legged man with 18 pound balls? That's why he walks funny. [The crew sigh in disappointment] Oh, come, come, mates! Did we not find the treasure of Macedonia together?

Cremble:
It was a troll of rotten wood!

Captain Jack Sparrow:
Gold of King Midas!

Scrum:
Pile of donkey dung!

Captain Jack Sparrow:
[Grunts in frustration]

Gibbs:
Face it, Jack, bad luck dogs you day and night.

Captain Jack Sparrow:
That is a blatant fabrication! [Bird poop lands on Jack's shoulder]

Cremble:
You've lost your luck.

Bollard:
You've lost your ship.

Marty:
And now, you've lost your crew.

Pike:
Jack Sparrow is no longer our captain! [The crew leaves the Dying Gull as Gibbs approach Jack]

Gibbs:
[Sympathetic] I'm sorry, Jack, but we've reached the end of the horizon. [Pats Jack's shoulder and then follows the crew, leaving Jack stunned and heartbroken]

Captain Jack Sparrow:
Right then! [Yelling] YOU'RE ALL DISMISSED!!! EH?! ALL OF YOU, DISMISSED!!! YOU'LL NEVER SAIL WITH CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW AGAIN, TELL YOU THAT!!!


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