Tall Tale: The Unbelievable Adventures of Pecos Bill1995

Calamity Jane:
Well, paint my toenails and curl my hair.

Pecos Bill:
Calamity? My cactus flower!

Calamity Jane:
[shoots his cigar] Don't you "Cactus Flower" me, you double-crossing dog!

Pecos Bill:
I missed you, darling! If only you knew how much I've been thinkin' about you...

Calamity Jane:
I know too well, you pissant, flea-infested little weasel. [shoots the ceiling, causing a bucket to fall on his head]

Pecos Bill:
Calamity, you're looking mighty pretty tonight.

Calamity Jane:
Trying to sweet-talk me, you hairy, overgrown, meally-mouthed, two-faced, lyin', yellow-bellied snivelling snake?! [shoots his belt off] You gutless, brainless, heartless, sidewinder!

Pecos Bill:
[backed to a wall] Now, you still ain't sore about Amarillo, are you?

Calamity Jane:
You had to bring up Amarillo? [shoots an outline of Pecos Bill into the wall]