Tangled2010

[Flynn is woken up by Pascal's wet willy and finds himself tied to a chair with Rapunzel's hair]

Flynn Rider:
[to himself] Is this... hair?

Rapunzel:
[hiding in the dark] Struggling... struggling is pointless!

Flynn:
Huh?

Rapunzel:
I know why you're here and I'm not afraid of you.

Flynn Rider:
What?

Rapunzel:
[steps into the light] Who are you, and how did you find me?

Flynn Rider:
Uh-huh...

Rapunzel:
[firmly] Who are you? And how did you find me?

Flynn Rider:
[clears throat] I know not who you are, nor how I came to find you, but may I just say... Hi. How ya doin'? The name's Flynn Rider. How's your day goin'? Huh?

Rapunzel:
[scoffs] Who else knows my location, Flynn Rider?

Flynn Rider:
Alright, Blondie.

Rapunzel:
Rapunzel!

Flynn Rider:
Gesundheit. Here's the deal. I was in a situation, gallivanting through the forest, I came across your tower and... Oh... oh, no... where is my satchel?!

Rapunzel:
[proudly] I've hidden it. Somewhere you'll never find it.

Flynn Rider:
[looks around] It's in that pot, isn't it?

[Rapunzel hits him with her frying pan; Flynn wakes up again and notices that Pascal's giving him another wet willy]

Flynn Rider:
AH! [Pascal jumps off him] Would you STOP THAT?!

Rapunzel:
Now it's hidden where you'll never find it. So, what do you want with my hair? To cut it?

Flynn Rider:
What?

Rapunzel:
Sell it?

Flynn Rider:
NO! Listen, the only thing I want to do with your hair is to get out of it, lit-er-al-ly!

Rapunzel:
Eat-- Wait, you don't want my hair?

Flynn Rider:
Why on Earth would I want your hair? Look, I was being chased, I saw a tower, I climbed it. End of story.

Rapunzel:
You're telling the truth?

Flynn Ryder:
Yes!