Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas2000

Cindy:
[following him] I know you hate Christmas, but what if it's all just a misunderstanding?

Grinch:
Don't care.

Cindy:
I mean, I myself am having some Yuletide doubts. [Grinch makes snoring noises] But maybe if you can reunite with the Whos and be a part of Christmas...

Grinch:
[mimics Cindy in a nasally voice] "Maybe if you can reunite with the Whos and be a part of Christmas–" [normal voice] Grow up!

Cindy:
...Then maybe it'll be all right for me too!

Grinch:
I'm sorry, your session is over. Please make another appointment with the receptionist on the way out.

Cindy:
Please, please! You have to accept the award!

Grinch:
[gasps; stops in surprise] "Award"? [rapidly grabs and dips Cindy attentively] You never mentioned... an award.

Cindy:
Yeah, with a trophy and everything.

Grinch:
And I won?

Cindy:
You won!

Grinch:
That means there were losers.

Cindy:
I guess. So, if you come--

Grinch:
[gleefully] A town full of losers! I like it! Was anyone... emotionally shattered? (Well...?) Come on! A minute ago, I couldn't shut you up! Details, details!

Cindy:
Well, the Mayor wasn't happy.

Grinch:
[with relish] Oh, no.

Cindy:
[smiling] Martha May will be there.

Grinch:
[smiling back] Oh, she will?

Cindy:
[nodding] Mm-hm.

Grinch:
And she'll see me... a winner.

Cindy:
[nods again]

Grinch:
She'll be on me like fleegle flies on a flat-faced floogle horse! [dramatically] WELL, I'M SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU, MARTHA BABY, BUT THE G TRAIN HAS LEFT THE STATION!

Cindy:
So will you come?

Grinch:
[shrugging] Oh, all right.

[Cindy giggles]

Grinch:
[leading her to the front door, acting happy] I don't know if it's that adorable twinkle in your eye, or that nonconformist streak that reminds me of a younger, less hairy me, but you've convinced me! Who knows? This Whobilation could change my entire outlook on life!

Cindy:
Really?

Grinch:
[grumpy again] No. [pulls a rope, opening up the garbage chute beneath her and sending her back to Whoville]