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[Finn is suspended by four grappling hooks above the oil platform]

Finn:
What are you up to now, Professor?

Professor Zündapp:
[speaking to a platform worker lemon] This is valuable equipment. Make sure it is properly secured for the voyage.

Platform Worker:
Got it.

Grem:
Hey, Professor Z! This is one of those British spies that we told you about!

Acer:
Yeah, this one we caught sticking his bumper where it didn't belong!

Professor Z:
Agent Leland Turbo.

[Leland's remains are revealed:
He's been crushed into a cube. Finn gasps in shock. A burst of flame behind Finn reveals his shadow on the platform below. Zündapp looks up and sees him]

Zündapp:
It's Finn McMissile! [Finn starts shooting] He's seen the camera! KILL HIM!!!

Tannoy:
All hands on deck! All hands on deck!

[Finn begins to rush back to the floor, but notices the thugs already at all four lines, turning on their blowtorches. Finn then releases three of his lines to swing onto a crane and get onto another floor, turning 180 degrees towards a ramp as a green Gremlin chases him. Finn then launches oil out of his rear turn signals.]

Gremlin:
[slipping on the oil] Whoa!

[Finn then shoots one of his grappling hooks around a pole, and makes a turn as the Gremlin heads towards the edge.]

Gremlin:
Aah! [falls off] WAARGH!!! [lands into the ocean, with his body coming apart]

[The chase continues as more thugs chase Finn up a spiral ramp. Noticing several oil barrels on a level above, Finn uses one of his guns to shoot a railing, causing the oil barrels to fall down the ramp. Finn launches a magnetic bomb from one of his front wheel hubs onto one of the barrels, which explodes when it comes to the bottom of the ramp, causing the other barrels to explode in a chain reaction and kill all the thugs going up the ramp, and destroys the rest of the ramp as Finn gets to the top just in time. However, more thugs chase him onto a helipad, where they all surround him. As several of the lemons turn on their blowtorches, Finn revs his engine for a couple of seconds, before he reverses off the edge.]

Pacer:
What?!

[Finn lands into the sea, going underneath the surface as Grem and Acer watch from the helipad. Finn then comes to the surface, going into hydrofoil mode, and speeds away.]

Grem:
Get to the boats!

[Grem and Acer then rush to Tony and another combat ship, who are both released by the grabbers, and chase after Finn. Tony shoots missiles at Finn, who is able to dodge them by doing serpentine. Acer then uses an independent shooter on the other combat ship to shoot at Finn, who still does serpentine to dodge them.]

Acer:
He's getting away!

Tony Trihull:
Not for long! [shoots out a torpedo]

[Just as the torpedo is about to hit Finn, it explodes, causing the water to shoot up, before it shows flames on the surface, as the combat ships search around it to see if Finn is still alive. The camera moves into the water, showing that Finn is still alive, leaving trails of oil from his rear turn signals. He then goes into submarine mode, with an oxygen tank over his mouth, and escapes as he releases a set of tires from his trunk. The tires all come up to the surface inside the circle of flames.]

Grem:
[laughing, thinking he killed Finn] He's dead, Professor.

Zündapp:
Wunderbar. With Finn McMissile gone, who can stop us now?

[Scene switches to Mater.]

Tow Mater:
Mater. Tow Mater, that's who, is here… to help ya. Hey, Otis!

Otis:
Heh-hey, Mater. I, uh... Oh, gosh. I'm so sorry. I thought I could make it this time, but… [Otis tries to start to start his engine, but can't.] Smooth like puddin', huh? [sighs] Who am I kiddin'? I'll always be a lemon.

Mater:
Well, dad-gum, you're leakin' oil again. Must be yer gaskets. Hey, but look on the bright side. This is yer 10th tow this month, so that means it's on the house.

Otis:
You're the only one that's nice to lemons like me, Mater.

Mater:
Hey, don't sweat it. Shoot, these things happen to everybody, Otis.

Otis:
But you never leak oil.

Mater:
Yeah, but I ain't perfect. Don't tell nobody, but I think my rust is trying to show through.

Otis:
Hey! Is Lightning McQueen back yet?

Mater:
Not yet.

Otis:
He must be crazy excited about winning his 4th piston cup! 4! WOW!

Mater:
Yeah, we're so dad-gum proud of him. But I sure with he'd hurry up and get back, because we got a whole summer's worth of best-friend fun to make up for, just me and-- [Sees Lightning is home] McQueen!! McQueen!

Otis:
Mater! I'm in no hurry! You don't need to go so fast!

Mater:
McQueen’s back! McQueen’s back!

Luigi:
Oh, Lightning! Welcome home!

Flo:
Good to have you back, honey!

Fillmore:
Congratulations man.

Sarge:
Welcome home, Soldier.

Sheriff:
This place wasn’t the same without you, son.

Lizzie:
What? Did he go somewhere?

Lightning:
It’s good to be home, everybody. [hears Mater’s horn and seeing him coming] Mater.

Mater:
McQueen! [Otis screams]

Lightning:
Mater!

Mater:
McQueen!

[As McQueen is back at Radiator Springs, Mater slide that make Otis scream and fling into Ramone’s place; he stops himself into a hydraulic lift.]

Ramone:
Hey! How far’d you make it this time, Otis?

Otis:
[panting] Halfway... to the county line.

Ramone:
Ooh, not bad, man! [turns on the lift where it lifts Otis up]

Otis:
I know! I can't believe it either!

Mater:
McQueen, welcome back! [they fist bumps with their front wheels]

Lightning:
Mater, it’s good to see you.