Cars 22011

Finn:
[speaks Japanese] Come with me, please, sir.

Mater:
But I’m gonna miss my plane.

Finn:
Right this way.

Mater:
Ah, doggone it. This is about my hook, ain’t it? I know I should have checked it, but i can’t, really. [as they go into the waiting room] Look. It’s attached to me. [Finn takes off his disguise] Hey, I know you. You’re that feller from the karate demonstration.

Finn:
I never properly introduced myself. Finn McMissile, British intelligence.

Mater:
Tow Mater, Average Intelligence.

Finn:
Who are you with? FBI, CIA?

Mater:
Let's just say I'm AAA [American Automobile Association] affiliated. Yeah, I know some karate. I don't want to brag or nuttin', but I got me a black fan belt. You wanna see some moves I made up?

Finn:
[hears a beeping sound and looks on his wing mirror to see through his spy camera that Grem and Acer are heading towards the room] You're being followed. [shoots a glass cutter at the window]

Mater:
This first one, I can reach into a car's hood pull out his battery, and show it to him before he stalls. I call it, “What I accidentally did to my friend Luigi once.” [does karate moves, crushing an oil can] Hey! Hi-yah-pah! Hi-yah!

Grem:
There he is!

Mater:
Hi-hi-tah! Huh! [after Finn's glass cutter finishes cutting through the window] Look, I probably ought to go. I’m about to miss my flight. [starts to leave]

Finn:
[grabbing Mater with his grappling hooks] Don’t worry. I’ve taken care of that. [pulls him towards the hole in the window]

Mater:
Whoa!

Finn:
[jumping through the hole] Hang on!!

Acer:
[grunts]

Mater:
Whoa-hah-hah-hah! This is first-class service. You don't even have to go through the terminal!

Airport crew member:
[speaks Japanese, after seeing Grem and Acer going over the roof of boarding stairs and giving chase along the runway]

Mater:
Your karate partners is back there. They kinda look like they tryin' to catch up!

Finn:
Drive forward. Whatever you do, don’t stop!

Mater:
Whoa!

Passenger plane driver:
Whoa!

[Mater zigzag around the plane's wheels. Grem dodges the plane, and prepares to shoot a missile. Finn then releases a wheeled motorized jack, which comes to Grem and hoists him up at an angle]

Grem:
Whoa... [releases his missile, before being tipped over] Aah!

[Seeing that the missile is heading towards him, Finn releases another one at it, causing the two missiles to explode behind him]

Mater:
Is everything okay back there?

Siddeley:
Finn, it's Sid. I'm on approach.

Finn:
[through the radio] Roger that.

[Acer is shown pulling flatbed trolleys of baggage across the runway, blocking the path]

Mater:
'Member that whole thing about me not us not stoppin' no matter what?

[Just then, Siddeley appears and shoots bullets at the flatbed trolleys to make some of them go up into the air and clear the path]

Mater:
Whoa! I knew I shoulda done carry-on!

Finn:
[to Siddeley] Thanks, old boy!

Siddeley:
[lands on the runway while still moving] You got it, mate! [opens his back ramp]

Mater:
[seeing Holley inside] Hey, doggonit! Look, it’s my imaginary girlfriend!

Holley:
Come on! Get in here!

Mater:
I tell you what, you really do want this first date, don't ya? [as Holley watches with a shocked face] That's a no-quit attitude right there! [Suddenly, gunshots are seen beside him] What the...?

[Behind him, Acer is chasing him, trying to shoot him. One of the bullets deflates one of Siddeley's tires]

Siddeley:
[being turned to the left and across the grass] Aargh!

Finn:
Hold on, Sid.

[Siddeley stops turning and goes straight along another runway, while Acer still keeps trying to shoot bullets. Finn pulls out his gun and fires back, deflating Acer's front right tire.]

Acer:
Aargh!

[Acer is turned towards boarding stairs through an airplane, where two waitresses notice him going through the air, before he comes out the other side and falls into a lavatory service truck's tank of human waste, making a muffled cry. Siddeley then lifts his bodywork up, as he hits some signs showing the airport's barriers up ahead.]

Siddeley:
Come on, Finn! It’s now or never!

[Finn then spins around so that he is going forwards.]

Mater:
Whoa!

[Quickly, Finn heads into Siddeley behind him.]

Siddeley:
Hold on! [takes off just before he can hit the barriers]

Mater:
[voice-over reading the letter] By the time you read this, I'll be safely on an airplane flying home. I'm so sorry for what I did.

Lightning:
[reading Mater's letter in the Hotel Lobby] "I don't want to be the cause of you losing any more races. I want you to go prove to the world what I already know: [the camera pans to show Guido and Luigi with big dewy eyes, trying to hold it together] That you are the greatest race car in the whole wide world. Your best friend, Mater." [looks up] I didn't really want him to leave.

Luigi:
Wait, there's more here. [moves to next page] "P.S. Please tell the hotel I didn't mean to order that movie. I thought it was just a preview and I didn't realize I was paying for it." [shifts the page] "P.P.S. That's funny right there. P.P."? [shifts the pages around] There's a few more pages of P.S's here.

Lightning:
Well, at least I know if he's at home he'll be safe.