Cars 22011

Minny:
Van!

Van:
What?! I’m just asking!

Flo:
Ah, don’t you worry, sweet pea. My baby, Ramone, can get that fixed up for you in no time.

Ramone:
Yeah, sure thing man. No problem-o. Just let me go get my tools

Holley:
[stops Ramone] Oh, no. I’m keeping that dent. It’s way too valuable.

[Cut back to Mack with Lizzie.]

Lizzie:
A valuable dent? Oh, she’s as crazy as Mater.

Mack:
Oh, those two are perfect for each other.

Lightning:
You know, there's one thing I still don't get. The bad guys hit me with the beam from the camera, right, so why didn't I, you know–?

Mater:
Explode in a fiery inferno?

Lightning:
Yeah.

Finn:
We couldn't figure that one out either.

Holley:
Our investigation proved that Allinol was actually gasoline, and Axlerod engineered it so that when it got hit by the beam it would explode.

Lightning :
Wait a second, Fillmore. You said my fuel was safe. [everyone stares at Fillmore]

Fillmore:
If you're implying that I switched out that rotgut excuse for alternative fuel with my all-natural sustainable organic bio-fuel just because I never trusted Axlerod, you're dead wrong, man. [points to Sarge] It was him.

Sarge:
Once Big Oil, always Big Oil... Man.

Fillmore:
Tree hugger.

[As Radiator Springs Grand Prix begins]

Sheriff:
The Radiator Springs Prix is about to begin! All spectators clear the starting line.