Cats & Dogs2001

Mr. Tinkles:
[after Sophie leaves; angrily] Evil does not wear BONNET!!

Calico:
[emerging from trash bin] Comin' out, is she gone?

Mr. Tinkles:
[shakes his head] Urgh! Did Genghis Khan ever wear a bonnet? No. Attila the Hun? I don't think so. But he did wear a furry hat. Maybe a black bonnet? Uh, yes? Huh? No? Okay. Ahem. [lifts top of serving plate] The ninjas failed, and failure is unacceptable! [drops top of serving plate] If they ever show their faces again, [examines a roll] you know what to do.

Calico:
Yes. Tell them to wash with a loofah sponge. Kidding. Hello? Joke?

Mr. Tinkles:
[annoyed] This can't be happening. [angrily] I want them ELIMINATED! [slams his fist on the end table]

Calico:
Bu-but they, they did manage to bug the phone. You know, maybe we can look at the glass as half-full. [Mr. Tinkles growls and throws the roll at Calico] Ow! Th-that's what I like to do.

Mr. Tinkles:
Huh, putting a happy face on things, I see. What an interesting philosophy. At what point did you forget that WE'RE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD?! [thunder claps loudly] The clock is ticking, and our margin for error is slight! Tomorrow, you will send in...the Russian.