Child's Play1988

[Chucky goes to visit Dr. Death's place]

Chucky:
Hi! It's me, Chucky! What d'you think? The grigri work?

[Dr. Death nods awkwardly.]

Chucky:
You know, when you were telling me all that stuff about how to beat death I thought maybe you were pulling my chain. But not now, uh-uh. Only one problem.

Dr. Death:
What?

Chucky:
This. (Points to a wound below his shoulder) I didn't think anybody could hurt me. But last night I got shot. And you know something? It hurt. It hurt like a son of a b*tch, it even bled! Now why's that, John?

Dr. Death:
You're turning human.

Chucky:
What?

Dr. Death:
The more time you spend in that body, the more human you become.

Chucky:
You mean, I have to live out the rest of my life in this body? NO F***IN' WAY! You got me into this, you get me out!

Dr. Death:
I can't do that, Chucky.

Chucky:
Why not?

Dr. Death:
Because you're an abomination. AN OUTRAGE AGAINST NATURE! You've perverted everything I've taught you, and used it for evil! AND YOU HAVE TO BE STOPPED!