Chungking Express1994

Cop 223:
Any canned pineapple that expires on May 1?

Cashier:
You know what day it is today?

Cop 223:
April 30?

Cashier:
Right. You think we sell outdated stock?

Cop 223:
There's still two hours to go.

Cashier:
Nobody would buy it. Get a fresh one.

Cop 223:
People like you are hung up on freshness. You realize what goes into a can of pineapple? The fruit must be grown, harvested, sliced, and you just throw it away! How do you think the can feels about that?

Cashier:
Buddy, I only work here. Who cares about how the cans feel? What about how I feel? Loading, more loading, unloading... How I wish cans wouldn't expire! It'd save me loads of work. You like expired cans? Help yourself! As many as you like! On the house!