City Slickers1991

Mitch:
Alright Ed, your best day, what was it? Twins in a trapeze, what?

Ed:
No, I don't wanna play.

Mitch:
C'mon, we did it.

Ed:
I don't feel like it.

Mitch:
Uh, okay.

[Ed pauses, then begins to speak]

Ed:
I'm fourteen and my mother and father are fighting again. Y'know, because she caught him again. Caught him; this time the girl drove by the house to pick him up. And I finally realized, he wasn't just cheating on my mother, he was cheating us. So I told him; I said, "You're bad to us. We don't love you. I'll take care of my mother and my sister. We don't need you any more." And he made like he was gonna hit me, but I didn't budge. And he turned around and he left. He never bothered us again. Well, I took care of my mother and my sister from that day on. That's my best day.

Phil:
What was your worst day?

Ed:
[brief pause] Same day.