Coma1978

Dr. Wheeler:
Jim, I know it sounds silly but, supposing you wanted to put people into a coma, what would you do?

Jim:
You mean on purpose?

Pathology Resident:
Diethyl para-amino tannadol.

Jim:
No, no, leaves a serum trace.

Pathology Resident:
Yeah, if you know to look for it.

Jim:
But it also peaks alk phos. That's a real giveaway. Besides, who can get tannadol?

Pathology Resident:
Well, then you can use paradine.

Jim:
No, it has a taste. We'd all make great murderers. I mean, who knows better about murder than a pathologist?

Pathology Resident:
It sure keeps my wife in line.