Crash2004

Peter:
We didn't get any coffee that you didn't want and I didn't order, and this is evidence of racial discrimination? Did you happen to notice our waitress was black?

Anthony:
And black women don't think in stereotypes? When's the last time you met one who didn't think she knew everything about your lazy ass before you even opened your mouth? That waitress sized us up in two seconds. We're black, and black people don't tip, so she wasn't gonna waste her time! Someone like that, there's nothing you can do to change their mind.

Peter:
So, uh, how much did you leave her?

Anthony:
You expect me to pay for that kind of service? [Peter laughs] What? What the f*** is you laughing at, man?