Crash2004

Lucien:
You run over a Chinaman, stuff him in the back, then bring the truck here so I can share in the experience?

Anthony:
Come on, man. It's a little bit of blood. It'll wash right off.

Lucien:
Georgie, burn this thing.

Anthony:
Burn it? It's a brand new Navigator. All you need is a little piece of carpet.

Lucien:
You watch The Discovery Channel?

Anthony:
Not a lot.

Peter:
They got some good sh*t on that channel.

Lucien:
Every night, there is a show with somebody shining a little blue light and finding tiny specks of blood splattered on carpets and walls and ceiling fans, bathroom fixtures, and special-edition plastic Burger King tray cups. And the next thing they show is some stupid redneck in handcuffs who looks absolutely stunned that this is happening to him. Sometimes the redneck is actually watching The Discovery Channel when they break in to arrest him, and he still can't figure out how on earth they could've caught him! Do I look like I want to be on The Discovery Channel?

Anthony:
No.

Lucien:
Then get the f*** out of my shop.