Bad Santa

Bad Santa2003

Stars: Billy Bob Thornton, Tony Cox, Brett Kelly, Lauren Graham
Genre: Comedy, Crime, Drama
Rating: R
Runtime: 91 minutes

Instantly qualifying as a perennial cult favorite, Bad Santa is as nasty as it wants to be, and there's something to be said for comedy without compromise. The Coen brothers conceived the basic idea and served as executive producers, but it's direct… more »



[Marcus is scolding Willie for dry-humping an underage lady in the arcade]

Marcus:
That's just the kinda sh*t that's gonna get us pinched.

Willie:
She said she was 18.

Marcus:
But you promised no arcades! You said you'd only hustle Big and Tall.

Willie:
What, you shat me outta your womb? You're my f***ing mom now? I don't need any goddamn lectures outta you. I know how to keep a low profile, thank you. [unlocks the stolen BMW]

Marcus:
[referring to the car] What the f*** is this, Mr. Low Profile?!

Willie:
Mind your own goddamn business. [opens the driver's side door, and several empty beer bottles and cans spill out onto the ground. Willie gets in, starts the car and drives off]

Marcus:
[shouting after Willie] Ever hear of the open-bottle law?!

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