Bean1997

[The Langleys have a conference discussing Mr. Bean's arrival]

Jennifer Langley:
[sarcastically] You're kidding.

David Langley:
Come on, it's gonna be great! Let's say there's a chart of the most intelligent people you've ever met in your lives. Well, at number one with the bullet is Dr. Bean.

[The entire family except for David sighs]

David Langley:
Kevin, you know how sometimes you ask me questions that I can't answer.

Kevin Langley:
Yeah, like "What is an intrauterine device"?

David Langley:
I think more like "What's the meaning of life?"

Kevin Langley:
I never asked you that.

David Langley:
That's fine. It doesn't matter! What I'm saying here is that Dr. Bean is a very remarkable man. [to Jennifer] Hey, for all you know, he could be very cute. [cuts to Bean standing in London raising his eyebrows at the camera and walking off. Cuts back to Jennifer]

Jennifer Langley:
Come on, the guy's gonna be a creep. All Englishmen are ugly. I just look at Prince Charles and weep.

David Langley:
Okay, so he's gonna look like Meat Loaf's butt.

Jennifer Langley:
Yeah, and that's if we get lucky.

[Jennifer prepares to leave the room]

David Langley:
Jennifer, no one is asking you to marry him!

Jennifer Langley:
I don't know why we have these family conferences if Dad's already made up his mind. [Alison comes out of the kitchen]

Alison Langley:
Perceptive child.

Kevin Langley:
Hey, what's wrong with Meat Loaf's butt?

David Langley:
[stands up and shouts loudly across the room] Oh, come on, everybody! It's gonna be great! Dr. Bean is a genius at the very highest order!