Big Fat Liar2002

Marty Wolf:
Let go of the monkey.

Jason Shepherd:
Call my Dad.

Marty Wolf:
Never.

Jason Shepherd:
Yes.

Marty Wolf:
NOOO!!! Ah! That's it, kid! It's over! You lose, and I win!

Jason Shepherd:
I don't think so, Wolf.

Marty Wolf:
Oh, you don't think so? Come on, Jason. You're smarter than that. You write a story, I steal it, and now I'm about to start shooting the greatest movie of my career.

Jason Shepherd:
So you admit you stole my story?

Marty Wolf:
We've been over this. It's ancient history. Yeah, I stole your story, whoop-de-doodle-do! You happy now? I STOLE JASON SHEPHERD'S PAPER AND TURNED IT INTO BIG FAT LIAR! You know who's listening, pal, hmm? No one. And they never will. So for the last time, give it up, because I will never, ever, ever, like never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, infinity, tell the truth. [blows raspberry]

Jason Shepherd:
Because the truth's overrated, right?

Marty Wolf:
That's right!

Director:
And cut!