Big Top Bunny1951

Bruno the Bear:
What you think you gonna do?

Bugs Bunny:
Who, me? Oh, I think I'm gonna jump 200 feet off of this platform into a tank of water.

[Bugs kisses Bruno]

Bugs Bunny:
Goodbye!

[Raises platform 200 feet; Bruno raises his platform also]

Bruno the Bear:
Nobody could outdo Bruno the Magnificent. I dive 300 feet into bucket of water.

[Raises platform 300 feet, Bugs does same]

Bugs Bunny:
Oh, yeah? Well, I'll dive 500 feet into a damp sponge!

[They raise the platforms to 500 feet, breaking over the tent]

Bruno the Bear:
And I, Bruno, will dive 1,000 feet into a block of cement! On my head, yet.

[They raise their platforms to 1,000 feet]

Bugs Bunny:
Say, that's a good stunt. I'll buy that. But the star goes first. Here I go.

Bruno the Bear:
Oh, no! Bruno is the star. I go first.

Bugs Bunny:
Ah-ah! I go first.

Bruno the Bear:
[grabbing Bugs by the neck] I go first!

Bugs Bunny:
Okay, pal. You win. You go first.

[Bruno dives the 1,000 feet and lands head first into block of cement, squashing himself in the process]