Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

     

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure1989

Director: Stephen Herek
Stars: Keanu Reeves, Alex Winter, George Carlin, Terry Camilleri, Dan Shor
Genre: Adventure, Comedy, Sci-Fi
Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 90 minutes

Like, radical, dude--but not nearly as funny as it should be, even though it was a box-office hit. Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter are a pair of dim Valley boys, whose life is made heinous by a school history project. Enter George Carlin as a futuristi… more »


Captain Logan:
I spoke to your principal today, Ted. He said you're failing history.

Ted:
Me and Bill-

Captain Logan:
He also said that if you fail history, you flunk out of school. You know what that would mean, don't you, Ted?

Ted:
That I would have to go to Oates Military Academy. Sir.

Captain Logan:
I spoke to Colonel Oates this morning. He's anxious to meet you, Ted...

[back outside]

Ted:
Dude, we gotta pass; otherwise, there's no more band.

Bill:
Why?

Ted:
My dad's sending me to military school.

Bill:
Where?

Ted:
Alaska....

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