Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure1989

Director: Stephen Herek
Stars: Keanu Reeves, Alex Winter, George Carlin, Terry Camilleri, Dan Shor
Genre: Adventure, Comedy, Sci-Fi
Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 90 minutes

Like, radical, dude--but not nearly as funny as it should be, even though it was a box-office hit. Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter are a pair of dim Valley boys, whose life is made heinous by a school history project. Enter George Carlin as a futuristi… more »



Captain Logan:
I spoke to your principal today, Ted. He said you're failing history.

Ted:
Me and Bill-

Captain Logan:
He also said that if you fail history, you flunk out of school. You know what that would mean, don't you, Ted?

Ted:
That I would have to go to Oates Military Academy. Sir.

Captain Logan:
I spoke to Colonel Oates this morning. He's anxious to meet you, Ted...

[back outside]

Ted:
Dude, we gotta pass; otherwise, there's no more band.

Bill:
Why?

Ted:
My dad's sending me to military school.

Bill:
Where?

Ted:
Alaska....

0.0 / 0 votes
24

Submitted by wikidude on November 05, 2019


Share your thoughts on this Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure's quote with the community:

0 Comments

    Translation

    Find a translation for this quote in other languages:

    Select another language:

    • - Select -
    • 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
    • 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
    • Español (Spanish)
    • Esperanto (Esperanto)
    • 日本語 (Japanese)
    • Português (Portuguese)
    • Deutsch (German)
    • العربية (Arabic)
    • Français (French)
    • Русский (Russian)
    • ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
    • 한국어 (Korean)
    • עברית (Hebrew)
    • Gaeilge (Irish)
    • Українська (Ukrainian)
    • اردو (Urdu)
    • Magyar (Hungarian)
    • मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
    • Indonesia (Indonesian)
    • Italiano (Italian)
    • தமிழ் (Tamil)
    • Türkçe (Turkish)
    • తెలుగు (Telugu)
    • ภาษาไทย (Thai)
    • Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
    • Čeština (Czech)
    • Polski (Polish)
    • Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
    • Românește (Romanian)
    • Nederlands (Dutch)
    • Ελληνικά (Greek)
    • Latinum (Latin)
    • Svenska (Swedish)
    • Dansk (Danish)
    • Suomi (Finnish)
    • فارسی (Persian)
    • ייִדיש (Yiddish)
    • հայերեն (Armenian)
    • Norsk (Norwegian)
    • English (English)

    Quote of the Day Today's Quote | Archive

    Would you like us to send you a FREE inspiring quote delivered to your inbox daily?

    Please enter your email address:

    Citation

    Use the citation below to add this movie quote to your bibliography:

    Style:MLAChicagoAPA

    "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure Quotes." Quotes.net. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 24 Dec. 2024. <https://www.quotes.net/mquote/1189241>.

    Know another quote from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure?

    Don't let people miss on a great quote from the "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure" movie - add it here!

    Quiz

    Are you a quotes master?

    »
    Who said, "When a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully."?
    A Roy Rogers
    B Queen Elizabeth II
    C Samuel Johnson
    D John Wayne in "The Searchers"