Billy Madison1995

Principal Anderson:
[on TV] The statement I made about Billy Madison was and is completely untrue.

Eric:
No.

Principal Anderson:
I know now that shall never escape my fate as the Revolting Blob.

Eric:
No, no, no, no, no, no, NO! [angrily throws a stapler, and it hits his secretary, accidentally knocking her out]

Principal Anderson:
It's something I must learn to live with.

Eric:
Joyce?

Brian:
What a mess. First, this psycho goes on TV, lies, then retracts it, and now Eric's secretary is in a coma. Carl, has anyone been able to find out anything about this Max guy?

Carl:
No, sir. He's vanished.

Eric:
[to Brian] I believed in Billy all along.

Billy:
[to Eric] Oh, cut the horseshit! I know you blackmailed Max.

Brian:
Take it easy, Billy. Things were going along great, until this wrestling freak messed things up. Billy should get another shot at high school.

Eric:
Hey, rules are rules. Billy was supposed to finish each grade within the 2 weeks, or I get the company. He didn't finish 9th grade.

Carl:
Eric, certainly there are extenuating circumstances.

Eric:
Extenuating, exshmenuating! We had a deal. A signed, written deal. Each grade, 2 weeks, or I get the company.

Brian:
Well, technically, you're right, but--

Eric:
Oh, shut up, Brian! I've had to listen to your jawing for too long. [mimicking Brian] "Well, technically, mmeh-mmeh-mmeh--" [normal voice; loudly] Just SHUT UP! [gets up] Are you ready to hand the company over to me now?

Brian:
No!

Eric:
Then I'll see your ass in court.

Brian:
Good.

Eric:
Nice talkin' to ya, shitheads. Hhhheh-heh-heh-heh-heh!