Billy Madison1995

Knibb High Principal:
Mr. Madison, what you've just said was one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Billy:
Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine. [sits back in his seat]

Knibb High Principal:
[to Billy] You remain one point ahead. [to Eric] Mr. Gordon, it is your turn. [to Billy] Mr. Madison, choose the topic.

[Billy examines the topic chart]

Billy:
I choose "Business Ethics".

Knibb High Principal:
[draws a question card] Mr. Gordon, the American business environment has fundamentally changed, following the insider trading and savings and loan scandals. Explain business ethics and how they're applied today.

Student in the audience:
Booo!

[Eric gets out of his seat and approaches the microphone]

Eric:
The, uh... ethics of, uh... business can be summarized in...

Student in the audience:
Booo!

Eric:
See, ethics are, uh... Y'know, the... the thing about ethi-- [completely loses it] GAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

[Eric whips out a revolver in a fit of rage and kicks down the microphone. Everyone panics and flees]

Eric:
[angrily] That question was not fair! That was not in the reading! I demand a new question.

Billy:
[smugly] Take it easy, psycho. You blew it, you lose.

Eric:
[turns to Billy] I oughtta blow you away, you miserable...

Billy:
Well, go ahead and do it!