Blazing Saddles1974

Taggart:
What do you want me to do, sir?

Hedley Lamarr:
I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gun slinger in the West. Take this down.

[Taggart looks for a pen and paper while Hedley talks]

Hedley Lamarr:
I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh*t-kickers, and Methodists! [Laughs hysterically and sinisterly]

Taggart:
[finally finding a pen and paper] Could you repeat that, sir?

Hedley Lamarr:
[Groan!]