Blazing Saddles1974

Hedley Lamarr:
Qualifications.

Rapist:
Rape, murder, arson and rape.

Hedley Lamarr:
You said rape twice.

Rapist:
I like rape.

Taggart:
[Chuckles] He'll do.

Hedley Lamarr:
Charming. Sign right here.

[The rapist signs his name]

Hedley Lamarr:
Very good. Badge. Next. Qualifications?

Gum-chewing outlaw:
Arson, armed robbery...mayhem.

Hedley Lamarr:
Wait a minute. What have you got in your mouth?

Gum-chewing outlaw:
[Stops chewing] Noth-um!

Hedley Lamarr:
"Noth-um", eh? Lyle.

Lyle:
[Pulls gum out of outlaw's mouth] Gum!

Hedley Lamarr:
Chewing gum in line, eh? I hope you brought enough for everybody!

Gum-chewing outlaw:
.[panicked] ..I didn't know there was going to be so many! [Lamarr shoots him dead]

Jim:
Boy, is he strict!