Borat2006

[Having learned Borat and Azamat's hosts are Jewish, Borat makes an entry in his video diary in the middle of the night]

Borat:
It is 3:00 in the morning. I am in the nest of Jews. They have cleverly shifted their shapes; one of them has taken the form of a little old woman. You can barely see her horns. She have tried to poison me already. These rats are very clever. [hears a noise and turns on the light. He and Azamat see two cockroaches crawling under their bedroom door.]

Azamat:
Look! The Jews have shifted their shapes!

Borat:
[grabs a wad of cash] Oh God, how much shall I give them?

Azamat:
[panicking] I don't know! [Borat throws a dollar bill at the cockroaches] More! Give them more than that! [Borat throws more dollar bills at them] It's not working! Run! Run!