Borat2006

[Borat, coming out of the bathroom, naked, catches Azamat, also naked, masturbating over the Baywatch magazine]

Borat:
YOU BASTARD!!

[Furious, Borat lunges at Azamat and snatches the magazine]

Azamat:
What's the matter with you?!

Borat:
[puts the magazine away and tackles Azamat] How dare you make hand-party over Pamela!

Azamat:
Why do you care who I pleasure myself to?!

Borat:
Because I love this woman! She's the reason we travel to California!

Azamat:
WHAT?!?! YOU LIED TO ME! You lied about California!

[Borat and Azamat begin beating each other up with lamps and pushing each other into the walls, while yelling in Kazakh]

Azamat:
[throws Borat on the bed and jumps on top of him] EAT MY A**HOLE!

[Borat pushes Azamat off him. Azamat throws a suitcase at Borat and runs into the hallway with Borat chasing him, both men still naked. They run into a crowded elevator and the passengers avert their eyes and leave. When the last passenger leaves, Borat chases Azamat through the lobby and into a fancy banquet]

Banquet Host:
We have a special guest here this evening. Uh, Ruth Feiner is here...

[Borat and Azamat barge into the ballroom, shouting in Kazakh. Security guards tackle them]

Guard:
Get the f*** out of here!