Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

     

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective1994

Director: Tom Shadyac
Stars: Jim Carrey, Courteney Cox, Sean Young, Tone Loc, Dan Marino
Genre: Comedy
Rating: PG-13 (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 86 minutes

The 1994 box-office hit that turned comedy maniac Jim Carrey into Hollywood's first $20-million man, this gag-filled no-brainer stars Carrey as the titular rubber-faced gumshoe who tracks down lost pets for his heartbroken clients. Ace's latest case… more »


[Aguado stomps on a cockroach.]

Aguado:
Homicide, Ventura. Now how you gonna solve that one?

Ace Ventura:
Good question, Aguado. First, I'd establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's dick and became insanely jealous. Then I'd lose 30 pounds...porking his wife!

Aguado:
Why, you- [tries to attack Ace, but he misses]

Ace:
Come on! [takes him down and holds his face near the dead bug] Now, kiss and make up.

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