Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls1995

[Ace is pontificating about the Shikaka abduction and any motives]

Ace Ventura:
Someone wants the tribes to destroy each other. There must be something valuable in this equation. Perhaps we should meditate upon it, Spike. For it is said that when seeking answers, one must quiet the soul in order to hear them. [sits down crosslegged] What is it the Wachatis possess that is of great value to other men - besides the princess with the amazing rack? All righty, then. [meditates and recites "All righty then" in trance to communicate with his master at the Ashram monastery]

Monk:
[sees Ace's spirit] Oh Ace. You're back?

Ace:
You can dispense with the smallpox, all-knowing one. I'm here on business, and time is of the essence.

Monk:
Very well. What answer do you seek?

Ace:
I need to know what it is the Wachatis possess that is of great value to civilized man?

Monk:
The medallion will lead you to the answer. You do still have the medallion, don't you?

Ace:
Medallion? Why, surely. I left it back, uhh, with my body.

Monk:
Your aura is weakening.

Ace:
OKAY, I THREW IT IN A CAVE! What do you want from me? What are you? Mr. Perfect?! You wanna know where it is? It's probably lying in a BIG PILE of... [suddenly realizes the answer; the Monk smiles and nods in assent at him; Ace opens his eyes] Guano! They have guano!