Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls1995

[The Wachati Princess and the tiny Wachootoo warrior get married and enter a special tent to consummate their union]

Fulton Greenwall:
They will now consummate the marriage in the witness of the tribe. [gently pats Ace on the shoulder] Well done, Ace. You must be extremely proud.

Ace Ventura:
Pride is an abomination. One must forego the self to attain total spiritual creaminess, and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation. [suddenly sees Wachootoo warrior emerge from tent screaming angrily] What's that he's saying?

Fulton Greenwall:
I think he's saying she's not a virgin. [looks pointedly at Ace]

Ace Ventura:
... They can tell that?!

[both Wachati and Wachootoo chase Ace through the jungle]