Aliens1986

[when the marines are waking up from hibernation]

Drake:
They ain't pay us enough for this, man.

Dietrich:
Not enough to wake up every day to your face, Drake.

Drake:
What? Is that a joke?

Dietrich:
Oh, I wish it were.

Drake:
Hey, Hicks. Man, you look just like i feel.

Apone:
[walking along the line of cryo pods] All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the Corps! Day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet. Every paycheck a fortune. Every formation a parade. I love the Corps!

Hudson:
Man, this floor is freezing!

Apone:
What do you want me to do, fetch the slippers for ya?

Hudson:
Gee, would you, sir? I'd like that.

Apone:
[pulls the skin off his eyeball] Look into my eye!