American Pie

American Pie1999

Stars: Jason Biggs, Chris Klein, Thomas Ian Nicholas, Alyson Hannigan
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Rating: R
Runtime: 95 minutes

Kudos to the home-video exec who came up with the "Presents..." prefix to keep a movie franchise going, even though it has almost no relation to the entries that came before. This is number five in the series that started with American Pie, an unexp… more »



Michelle:
Now, I have 2 rubbers. Wear them both. It will desensitize you. I don't want you cumming so damn early this time.

Jim:
What makes you think that I would cum early?

Michelle:
Come on, I saw you on the net. Why do you think I accepted this date? You're a sure thing.

Jim:
Yes I am.

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