American Pie 22001

[The two "lesbians" are making the guys play with each other, in exchange for the girls playing with each other. Jim and Stifler give each other a split-second long peck on the lips.]

Jim:
That counted!

Stifler:
That totally counted!

Danielle:
That's the way you kiss your mother.

Stifler:
[angry whisper to Finch] Don't you say anything!

[later]

[the girls request handjobs:
Jim and Finch doing Stifler]

Stifler:
It's okay, it's okay. I know what I have to do.

[starts undoing his shorts]

Stifler:
I have to keep this party going. I'm taking one for the team.

[Finch and Jim run away]

Jim:
Mother of God!

[Stifler runs after them, zipping up his shorts]

Stifler:
Come on you pussies, we had 'em!

Finch:
I am not touching that!

Jim:
Put that thing away Stifler!

Stifler:
Why can't you guys be team players, huh? I was the one doing all the sacrificing!