American Psycho2000

Bateman:
New card. What do you think?

McDermott:
Whoa-ho, very nice. Look at that.

Bateman:
Picked them up from the printer's yesterday.

Van Patten:
Good coloring.

Bateman:
That's "Bone". And the lettering is something called "Silian Rail".

Van Patten:
It's very cool, Bateman... but that's nothing. Look at this.

(Van Patten removes his card from its holder)

Bryce:
That is really nice.

Van Patten:
"Eggshell", with "Romalian" type. What do you think?

Bateman:
[beat] Nice.

Bryce:
Jesus. That is really super. How'd a nitwit like you get so tasteful?

Bateman:
[internal monologue] I can't believe that Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine.

Bryce:
But wait, you ain't seen nothing yet.

(Bryce removes his card from its holder)

Bryce:
Raised lettering, "Pale Nimbus". White.

Bateman:
Impressive. Very nice. [beat] Let's see Paul Allen's card.

(Bryce nervously reveals Paul Allen's card)

Bateman:
[internal monologue] Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God... it even has a watermark.

(Bateman seethes)

Carruthers:
Something wrong? Patrick? You're sweating.